GAO, I'm not in the dorms anymore, thank goodness.

That would be a definate problem since you *technically* can't have even a knife on campus. (Kind of funny that they pass out "weapons" to hundreds of students 3 times a day but won't let them keep them in their dorm rooms.)
Me and several buddies rent a house a few miles away from campus. My landlord would have no issues with it...but sounds like "permanent" residence would still be an technicality that could hold me up. So these "kits" aren't a gag?
Anyways, I do appreciate the answers guys.