That is kinda like what happened to me this season turkey hunting.
I went out the same time that my nephew did,we were both back in about 35-40 minutes with turkeys.Mine was a Jake and his was a 24# bird with a 10 1/2" beard and 1 1/4" spurs. I never heard the end of it and I loved it,especially for him.He Was 12(hunting with his papaw)
The best part was it was our 1st birds.
The ribbing is what makes it special.
I agree with the others though,it is hard to tell if someone is just a jerk or just poking fun on the internet.
Be sure to use those smiley faces.