RE: I'm Back from Alberta
I'd say Sask said it better than I did.
glen, you may find this amusing, just got it from my cousin the lawyer:
A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million
>>dollars.
>>
>> The bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the
>> first Place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able
>> to hear anything That he'd ever have to testify about in court. So
>> when the Godfather interrogates The bookkeeper about the missing $10
>> million, he brings along an attorney Who knows sign language.
>>
>> The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the 10 million you
>> embezzled From me?"
>>
>> The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
>> million Is hidden.
>>
>> The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
>>
>> The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
>> you're talking About."
>>
>> The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's
>> temple, Cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!"
>>
>> The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you
>> don't Tell him!"
>>
>> The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
>> briefcase, Buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
>> Queens !"
>>
>> The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
>>
>> The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
>> trigger."
>>
>>
>> Don't ya just love lawyers .
>>