The DEC is aware that the pumacougars that they are subversively stocking to control the deer and coyote population could multiply, become too numerous andpose a threat to human life and limb...

Therefore they've taken steps to prevent such an occurence...

In order to keep the critters from multiplying, they are only stocking GAY pumacougars...

They even have a name for the program...

It's code name is " The Return of the Pink Panther"... They also have a backup plan in case this one fails...It's named " The Pink Panther Strikes Again"....This covert program is headed by some guy named Clouseau...

This is factual information...It was given to me by my Uncle Milo's third cousin's manicurist, who actually saw the documents on microfilm at his cousin Leo's Kumquat ranch 8 hours from here in East Jesus, Ohio... Next time I'm out that way to help with the kumquat harvest, I'll bring a copy of the report and post it here...