But seriously, (sort of)
I'm going to combine bowfishing with waterskiing.
My new little 8'x4' boat (affectionately known as The Green Bobber) is going to get a workout this spring and summer, and with luck I'll get pulled around by a few big fishies. I can actually be my own float. I tried it at Sunset Lake, but the fish were already hibernating.[:@]It should also be great for Wonder Lake and all of the calm backwaters.

I'm going to make a lightweight platform for it so I can get a second guy on it with me and still stay within the weight maximum. (yeah, it's THAT small)