Give it up kid. You will never belike thegreatdavidmil. Find a new idol.
And thats not deer porn. That is humor. Something that you and the sheltered life you have lived know nothing about. And I realy don't care if you join the military or not. But I will tell you one thing. I have been around soldiers since the day I was born and they are not going to put up with your whiney, brown-nosing, holier than thou demeanor.