ORIGINAL: hardcorehunter
Sit in a tree and be patient and wait, the deer will come as it is fate. Go home to your wife before the hunt is done, and the deer in your freezer will number none!!!!!!
Why is it when I read that, a different line popped into my head?
You could exchange that last line with;
Go home to the wife and you'll wish that you stayed, that is of course unless you got...
Well, it rhymes. I'll leave it at that.