Oh lord no!!!!

Haven't you watched the outdoor channel for research?

come on guys we need tohelp this poor unenlightened soul into the world of Hunting merchandise.

You absolutely have to have, or you won't kill anything, Real Tree camo....NO wait Mossy Oak Camo.....NO wait Timber Ghost......No wait TreeBark is coming back..... No wait, Oh heck I forgot what the newest greatest camo is today.



Okay, so...well, You absolutely have to have scent suppression.... ScentBlocker is the best.....No Wait ScentLock...No wait Scent Shield..No wait what is the one that says: "forget the wind JUST HUNT!" ???? Thats got to be the best.....Ahh Heck pick the one thats the most expensive it must be the best if it costs more.

Don't forget your calls. YOu need Primo's, Knight & hales, Madd calls, ELK calls, Quaker Boy, Sceerie, Heck just get one of each.

Now you have to get a 4 wheeler. Yamaha is the best....No wait Artic Cat....No wait Polaris......No wait Honda.........Well anyway whichever one you get be sure to load it down with accesories like winches, and gun scabards, and coolers, and heated seats, and anything that looks cool!

If you haven't guessed yet I'm be sarcastic. We tend to make this way too dificult. Dress warm, in layers. Preferably in something that keeps you warm even if its wet like wool. Get out there and have a good time.