I was hunting back east in the Adirondacks and came across some kid in shorts and a t-shirt way out in the middle of nowhere. I encountered him on a trail. I greeted him as he greeted me, and I became floored when he asked me if I had seen a group of college women close by. I laughed as I walked away from him, thinking that he will have a heck of a time finding a wife out in the middle of nowhere, let alone one with a full set of teeth. Some people do the darnest things.