ORIGINAL: GR8atta2d
Antler Hiding?? Heck he's probably been trying to drag his "annual monster" out for 10 days! Fighting off coyotes and bear the whole way, with only a knife left for protection! Soon to return to the accolades of fellow hunters and the dreamy looks from the girls!! You'll see!! Just wait!
Bear?? I don't think so.

I can buy the rest of it though. The dreamy looks from girls is a stretch though since he never takes that darn mask off!! Course them women like mysterious men so who's to say.
Tim