Stealth & dr,

You two do realize that this thread is mainly a joke, correct?

Those of us who have been around for the better part of HuntingNet's existence have seen these posts hundreds (literally) of times.

Do I expect this to be the end all post when it comes to these questions?

Not by a long shot.

Did I expect to get the laughs I got out of it?

You can bet your best hat on it.