RE: Best post EVER.
ROFLOL!
But, you missed a few:
What's the best treestand?
Should I pee or keep it in a bottle (insert "Time in a Bottle" music here and change the word "time")?
Should I paper tune or bare shaft or what?
Are hunting shows the end of hunting as we know it?
Bow -vs- Gun...(infinitum ad nausium).
Traditional -vs- compound -vs- crossbow...(infinitum ad nausium).
My personal favorite: HIGH FENCE!!!