ROFLOL!

But, you missed a few:

What's the best treestand?

Should I pee or keep it in a bottle (insert "Time in a Bottle" music here and change the word "time")?

Should I paper tune or bare shaft or what?

Are hunting shows the end of hunting as we know it?

Bow -vs- Gun...(infinitum ad nausium).

Traditional -vs- compound -vs- crossbow...(infinitum ad nausium).

My personal favorite: HIGH FENCE!!!