They fear me too, hell they won't even show themselves that's how scared they are.
I'm gonna reply to that w/ a joke....
Man goes goes turkey hunting. Kills a turkey every year. A friend of his asks him how he does it. He replies "Well, I hide behind a tree and when the bird gets REAL close, I jump out from behind the tree and holler
BOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Wow, that's pretty cool. Do you ever take your wife with you?
"Naww...." he says. She just tears them up too bad!"