You are right... this *IS* the best post ever.



I dropped my entire pack of Marlboro's on the ground, the deer walked under my stand and ate them ALL...
...should I be smoking in the woods?


I stubbed my toe and yelled some profanities, what if the deer is a Baptist, will he come back, knowing there is apotty mouth sitting in the woods...
...Will he be back?


I had the runs before I went hunting, but I was out of toilet paper...
...Does Scentlok work?