TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
> >>BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
> >>I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
> >>I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
> >>THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
> >>THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
> >>BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
> >>WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
> >>TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
> >>THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
> >>
> >>SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN,FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
> >>AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
> >>GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
> >>PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
> >>I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND ROUND,
> >>'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
> >>
> >>I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,FLOATING INTO THE SKY
> >>WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
> >>BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
> >>HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
> >>
> >>MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
> >>MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
> >>MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
> >>MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
> >>
> >>MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!

I'm not the author of this but thought it fitting for all my deer hunting friends. I wish all of you a great hunt for Thanksgiving.

David Cole