Kodiak, I kant really take all the credit for it. I seen the phrase off another site... then made it. But it is funny and that's why i use it. Anything to brighten someone's day no matter how small is worth it.

On topic now...how would you go about tanning your hides? Can you do it yourself? Can you get someone else to do it? How much will it cost in different scenarios (Do it yourself vs someone else if that applies)???