Frank. Named after my sister's landlord. (He's hot.)

Emeril. 'Cause, BAM, he kicked it up a notch when ever he was around.

Russell. He hung out in the corn and you could hear him before you could see him.

My favorite is 'dumb buck'. Those seem to be the only ones I have a chance of killing.

Pic of Frank. (the deer, not the landlord)