A friend of mine has a hunting buddy that he swears is so lucky he could sit down on a bucket in the middle of the day in a K-Mart parking lot, light up a smoke and have a buck commit suicide right there. I personally do not know anyone who is lucky all the time, but my friend swears this guy kills a deer every time he goes hunting and does everything wrong, wish I had that problem, I get my share of deer, but I can honestly say I have earned the vast majority of them.

The Tazman aka Martin Price
Founder and President of
Virginia Disabled Outdoorsmen Club