>
> Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Oregon is planning to do its
> own, entitled Survivor-Oregon style.
>
> The contestants will start in Roseburg, travel to Eugene, Salem, Portland,
> over to the coast and down to Coos Bay and on to Klamath Falls. They will
> then proceed up to Crater Lake and on to Diamond Lake and backtrack to
> Chemult. From there, they will proceed to Pendleton and over again to
> Portland, down I-5 to Salem and finally back to Roseburg.
>
> Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads "I am
> gay, I am a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait sucks, Hillary in
> 2004, protect the spotted owl, and I am here to confiscate your guns."
>
> The first one to make it back to Roseburg alive wins.




Gun controll is using both hands!!!