Hey, Bama, I'll help you make the soap. I use an immersion blender as a crutch (I don't want to stand there forever, mixing by hand). Last year I made some honey oatmeal soap for the guys in the family. They LOVED it. They work on cars and before this soap, found nothing that would thoroughly clean AND soften their hands.

French maid outfit...hmmm....I'll stick to camo, thank you. Putting a french maid outfit on me, would be like...putting one on Broomhilda. Oh, I've got the bust for it...but that's about it. lol

I can, however, cook just about anything, and I give GREAT back rubs.
AND, I'd be more than happy to do some minortuning/repairing of bows.