LMBO @ Kevin! I think that we have all been there a time or two.......

As a lady I do not like to think I snore but.....when my son and I were camping this summer he says he was sure that there was a "bear" in the area! I plead the fifth
There was deer scat 4 feet away from the tent entrance so it must not have disturbed them that much.....Go figure. And I still plead the fifth.....

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