ORIGINAL: MichaelT.
Well, sir, I don't know about your farts inparticular, but I work in a laboratory for a fortune 500 major chemical company, and one thing I do know is that even carbon has a limit of how much crap it can take.
I don't know what job you have at that company but if you are a chemist then you KNOW the carbon suit claims are bogus. If you are not a chemist then go find one at work and he will fill you in.