Just in case you didn't know, I'm logging your IP address, backtracking it to find out your town, and I'll be following you for the next three weeks so I can catch you going and checking your game cam so that I'll know where that deer's at...
Just kidding!

"Log your IP address" is the only technical phrase I know...
Sounded good though, huh?
Seriously... Good luck in taking him home with you!