ORIGINAL: jd3006

MY BEARD My beard grows to my toes. I never wears no clothes. I wraps my hair around my bare and down the road I goes. When I was a senior in high school (1973) my boss at my part time job made me shave. I swore that no man would ever tell me to shave again. Now 33 years later I've shaved one time just so my wife could see what I looked like. After laughing at me she told me to grow it back to cover that ugly mug up. My daughters (21 and 19) have never seen Dad clean shaven. Maybe I'll surprise them one of these days.