Mauser, we've gotta get your priorities straightened out here. It's freshman year, and you're on a campus crawling with freshmeat (freshman girls) and you're worried about DEER? It's time to re-evaluate things...

Doe season's already in for you, bro. It opened this week, and it doesn't close for four years. Most of us guys are married or taken, so we're forced to live vicariously throughyou. LOL Just kidding man... (OK not really kidding)

Anyway, howhave classes been treating ya? ...and have you met any wild college women yet? You seem like you're pretty good at networking, make sure you get your facebook account up and running soon - and don't be shy. Within a few months, you'll know everyone on campus.

How's that shoulder?