RE: Dumb hunting laws!
Or try telling a game warden that he can't go on your land for just about any reason that he can imagine. Or try to tell people that they can't exercise mineral rights on your land., etc. Which, come to think of it, unfettered access to private property by game wardens and their broad powers of search and seizure are assinine.
Surprisingly, its not just PETA types who pull this stuff. There's a couple of folks in my neck of the woods who are hunters and wouldn't allow people to go after a wounded deer. For reasons way beyond this, they are widely considered to be assclowns.