Nothing funny about thieves, but here's a local story. There is a turkey hunting area near me open to the public, but some long time locals resent new hunters there and strange things have been known to happen to vehicles parked there. A fellow went hunting there opening day, but just sat in the bush eyeballing his truck. two guys came and just went hunting, but the third knealt down by tire and started letting the air out, at which point owner stepped out racking a pump shot gun. He took the guys drivers license and phone #and told him, "When I want to hunt here, I'll give you a call, you are going to come and watch over my truck or else" Score one for the good guys!!