Listen man, seriously, you need to expand that thread a little and try to get it published in a magazine. That is absolutely magazine-worthy, the angle (guy showing his sensitive side) is brilliant, and overall the funniest thing I've read on here in many moons. Congrats and thanks for the laugh.

Hunting tip: stolen from a Bugle magazine publication, many of us use electrician's tape to cover our rifle muzzle, well, go ahead and tape a length of thread to the barrel with the same piece of tape for a wind indicator.