Here's what probably happened in the above-mentioned case, Dick:

You retrieved thatroadkill after dark with the aid of your truck headlights and all them glow eyes blinded you to the point that you justthought it was a yearlin' deer.

Far too many of yinz ol' goats are trying to get by now on experience, instinct and a sense of feel. Better think twice about goin' out after dark.