1- If the animal sees you before you shoot him, the meat will taste "gamey".
2-If you don'timmediately cut off the testicles, the meat will be poisoned and unedible.
3- Bear and boar have such heavy, strong sternum and rib bones you must use areally high power rifle to first shoot them in the shoulder(breaking the bones) to keep them from charging, then since you can't penetrate the bones to shoot the heart, fire a couple more times and let it bleed to death.
4- Everyone hunts private land (away from the game warden) during the off-season.

Let's hear all the funny, silly, and simply absurd myths andtall tales about hunting!