Rob asked and he shall get.

Just so that everyone understands... If you guys enter this prestigious contest that the venerable Squirrel concocted then you cannot enter the stinky one that everyone else is entering.

We will have more fun because we are better looking and have better teeth. We will not argue like they will, we will bicker instead. We will not fight like they will but we will call each other names. We have Squirrel and they don't. Its that simple!

Now I am not making lite of all this, I just think we should keep your humor bacause it was originally intended to be a hoot not serious. So lets keep it that way guys.