If this is true, this is Darwinism at work. The Union deerherd has mobilized and is marching on the southland to exterminate the genetically inferior southern whitetail subspecies. Soon, the strong, northern whitetails will return to the lush northern deerwoods where they will continue to proliferate into the future.

Southern hunters should not despair, as some of the northern whitetails are bound to stay in the south, resulting in a population explosion of genetically superior animals.