Hmmmmmmm,

Overuse of the word "guys". + Owner of"deer chasing" chihuahua. + Lots of talk (bragging?) about body (16" guns? LOL) = ?????

Somehow I picture this guy as 5'-7", 130 lbs, little leather vest and chaps, coyote ugly type cowboy hat and lots of mardi gras type necklaces with his little chihuahua in a basket on the front of his pee wee herman bike. (yes cards in the spokes and tassles from the ends of the handlebars).

Cross of Stone Cold and Randy Moss? LOL! (probobly more like a cross of Liberace and Snoop Dog)