The beauty of it all is that with the net there isn't any way to really determine if TDWW is indeed from North Florida, a guy or even a hunter. 320 bench, 16" guns.......come on who are you trying to impress. People who blow their own horn are usually trying to cover up some sort of inadequacy. Respect is earned not demanded. TDWW you have my respect for the humor that you show in your writing. I don't know if I ever heard of a salty toothed moccasin. You do make me laugh and posts like yours keep me tuned into HNI for the pure entertainment.