Wow, I just read this whole post and I couldn't help laughing over this.
It is sad that some dude in a black gorilla suit was out running around drunk with a poodle wrapped under his arm and a gun in his other arm.
Making the deer go crazy wondering what the heck is going on they walk up to him and check this crazy dude out. So this dude in the gorilla suit with his poodle waits for the deer to get closer so he couldn't possibly miss it when he shoots it. Then carves it head off and dresses it out to stuff his poodle in it ?? and says he had to shoot it cause it had a furball ?
Man this guys crazy give him another jug of moon shine and let him run around in the deep woods with his black gorilla suit on. Just ask him to leave the gun and his poodle home while he does this.Anyways thanks for the comedy act.

And I have to agree with Windwalker that Special Olympics poster is very uncool !