Dear Eva,

You should be proud of your hunting heritage, and the woman you have become because of it. Feel free to contact me if PETA continues its threats against you, as your new 'friend' I will take care of them with any means necessary.
Ms. Longoria, if you PM me, I will also send you a new fur jacket with a big Hunting.net logo on the back. This statement should really put PETA in its place.
I am free anytime for you, and my digits are always available.