Loof Lirpa. Had me going though. I was wondering why someone from Alberta would go to texas to find wilderness. Not to mention the rediculous "hunt"
Reminds me of the best april fools joke I ever seen pulled off. It was a few years back. You need some background info: My dad had booked his first African safari. He was all excited and would tell anyone who stopped for a second about his upcoming hunt. He was going to hunt cape buffalo, elephant, kudu, gemsbok...... It was borderline annoying. Its all he talked about for a whole year. So it april and His hunt is only a couple of months away. He has been shooting his new 416 rem mag every chance he had. He's showed the stinkin gun to everbody. He carries it around in his truck just to show people. So April 1st rolls around. He's sitting in his office doing paperwork when the lady who runs the flower shop comes in all excited. She say's: A circus stopped at the truck stop to fill up their trucks and the one with the elephants ran off in the ditch. The elephants slammed into the side and bust out. they are running around crazy. The police are afraid they are going to trample someone. They want anyone with a large enough gun to come in case they have to put one down." My dad gets all excited and goes rushing out the door. When he got to his truck the lady yells: "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!" Oh it got him soooooooo good.

I still laugh when I think of it.