That's a REAL SHAME!! I agree the first call should be the police. Although I would be tempted for all that other stuff like tires and busting guns etc it usually just takes it another level lower.

Friend of mine claims he poured a bottle of the scent he uses on the beaver traps down the vent just in front of the windshield on an offender's pickup. That stuff is nasty. Supposedly you can't inhabit the vechicle afterwards. Its fun to fantasize about occasionally. Never done it though.

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