Awwwww James, it's always fun to see a smart arse get a good whollop from a gun.
We got an idiot salesman that has an old single shot 3" 12 ga. It was already light enough but he wanted us to cut the barrel to 20 inches, lengthen the forcing cones, install screw in chokes, drill and tap the barrel for a scope mount, and some other stuff. Basically put about $500 in labor into this $100 gun. And bugs us about every day wondering if its finished yet. Like we don't have customers guns to do first.
This gun weighs about 4 - 5 pounds and he wants to use it as a turkey gun.[

] I test fired it in the tank from my hip (wasn't stupid enough to shoot from the shoulder) after the barrel was cut and the forcing cones lengthened. That gun has more recoil than any gun I have ever test fired. I want to be there with a video camera the first time he pulls the trigger on a 2oz 3" turkey load in that thing.

The footage will be priceless.
He was half scared to shoot a 30-378 with a brake on it. That gun aint got nothin on this little 12ga.