> Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say I'm Stupid
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> That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
> You wouldn't ask them anything.
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> It would be like, "Excuse me..oops..never mind, didn't see your sign."
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>
> It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes
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> and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes
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> over and says, "Hey, you moving?"
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> "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how
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> many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
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>
> A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we
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> pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer
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> of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all
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> them fish?"
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> "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
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>
> I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
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> There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only
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> one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on,
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> it looks good..They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and
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> you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."
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> "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
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>
> Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
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> side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at
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> my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?"
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> I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those
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> other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
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>
> We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over
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> to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes.
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> We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down
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> and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!"
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> See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
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>
> I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't
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> you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck
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> and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for
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> help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went
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> through his basic questioning ...okay...no problem. I thought for
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> sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your
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> truck stuck?" couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back
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> at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a
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> bridge... here's your sign.
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>
> I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and
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> said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes
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> ago. Here's your sign."
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> Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all your friends.
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> The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign
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> is.

Well I have to............Here is your sign there Superman!

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