ORIGINAL: Jack Ryan

I'll tell you a few things I HAVEN'T DONE.

I haven't stipped half naked and shot a flaming arrow inside a crowded rock shot. (Nor been arrested for it.)

I haven't paid anybody to catch animals and fence them in so I could pretend to "heap big TV Bwana".

I don't need to pay somebody to bait for a few days and then lead me out to the bait pile in side the fence before the camera man gets there.

In fact I'mpretty plain, just run of the mill dad and hunter who taught his own and a few other kids to follow the law and avoid shooting thier hunting partners in the face. Pretty boring stuff I reckon after you've been the "Motor City Madman".