It's easy! All you've got to do is go and achieve the Super Slam, write a couple of books about it, get a magazine to let you write a monthly column, wear a black watch cap and grow a wooly worm- looking moustache over your patented goofy grin....

I think it'd begreat to be an outdoors writer, but a TV hunter? NO WAY! If you don't make a kill you don't have a show. If you'rewriting abook or magazinearticle, your deadline isn't anywhere near as short as thatof a TV hunter. And the stuff a TV hunter has to endure! For sure, some of them shouldn't be allowed in the woods without a keeper, wouldn't know an ethical shot from a hole in the ground. But even the good ones... even if you make a clean shot and the camera has a wierd angle, everyone on forums like this will be screaming for your head on a platter, swearing you made an unethical shot.

Nope. I wouldn't be on TV at all. Until the ethics police get a little less trigger happy and/or a littlemore intelligent, forget it.