We will meet at the mason/dixon line on the night of the vernal equinox, and engage each other in hand-to-hand combat, at which point I shall harness the power of the ghost of Ulysses S. Grant andvanquish you in a swift and certain manner. I hereby reserve the right to "tag-in" NY Bowhunter as my tag-team partner in this grudge match. This will be north versus south.Union versus Confederate. Good versus Evil.

The rules of engagement permit you to bring a tag-team partner, a player to be named at a later date.