What, are you kidding me? No responsible human being would dream of going after an elk without a rifle that can take your shoulder off with the recoil. You've got to have at least a 338, okay maybe a 300 magnum if you're kind of a wuss.

(This entry is satirical, for those of you who read everything literally. My satirical gun is aimed at the crew on here who have '300' or '338' incorporated into their screen handles.)