Can I have more than 1?

(1) Whacking my thumb with my knife instead of the intended branch on public land and could not get the bleeding stopped, so I waited on an inlaw back at my truck with my thumb wrapped up and needing stitches. I didn't tell him about it until after we dragged his buck in that he had killed. A few hours later I ended up in the emergency room getting opened back up, cleaned and stitched up.[:'(]

(2) Slipped on a tree step about 12 feet up and on the way down while catching myself on another step it hit me right under the eye socket. I laid down at the base of the tree for 30 minutes sick to my stomach and afraid to open my eye. Being 20 degrees out didn't help. Thankfully I still had my eye. Regardless, I still use screw-in steps but better ones.