man wind, that's too funny.

i was once squirrel hunting with my pellet gun and i was walking down a creek bed, i see a squirrel down this steep rocky hill thing. well we had some rain earlier and i wasnt thinking. i kinda did a run, jump thing to try to gain some distance down the hill when i hit a slick spot and fell on my but, started rolling head over heals down this rocky hill. hurt like all hell. to add insul to injury i roll into the creek. soaking wet, dont know where the heck my pellet gun is, the squirrels gone and i'm mad. well i start walking up the bank to head up the hill to look for my gun, i slip and land FACE FIRST into a pile of cow crap.(it was farmland) it's in my eyes, my mouth, my nose, everything. i wipe my face off and find my gun, and go the frick home. the worst hunting day of my life! true story

hey NY, you should have tryed to send one into those guys legs to slow them down