NY, that was the best ever!! I one time had a similar experiance but not as bad. I was on the ground and felt the same urge and I also carry tolite paper. Well I too had on jacket and bibs but was able to not be in as big of a hurry, but lets just say that morning I was serving shakes. Well I got done,hunted for about another hour and then went into town to get a bite to eat. Went in arbys, got rost beef and took my coat off and ate for a while. got done, put on coat and went home. This is were it gets bad, asI start to undress at home I realized I too craped on the back side of my bibs!! I know that people had to see it when I was at arbys. I did not go back their for a while!! Thanks for your good post, that sure was a mouthful, in more than one way Hope to be exchanging good post like that with ya in the future. Thanks to all for the good stories!