ORIGINAL: JagMagMan
DD is known coast to coast!
Do notEVEN mention his name in the woods! Deer will go into hybernation!
DD I'd like your autograph! Preferably on a check!


You know what? A light bulb just clicked on in my brain. DD had asked me about deer hunting up here in my neck of the woods. And this year the deer have all but completely vanished. This explains it. I thought it was because the creeks dried up. But in reality, they actual heard he might be coming to town, and probably moved 6 counties over to try and savethemselves. Hey Doc, you need to let these deer know your not planning on coming to town. I need meat dadgummit!