The problem is the house on the other side of the hedgerow. You'd shoot through someones window if you missed.
This calls for extreme measures dave, do it assasin style and use a knife, jump out ofa tree onto their back!! Or, you could get some 100lb test mono with a steel leader and put #?? sharkhook in an apple and run the line out of your window with your marlin rod in hand in your recliner and HANG ON!!!!! This could bethe next biggest indoor/outdoorsport. Dont forget us little guys when your famous