Cardeer Necklaces Outlawed
It seems like every other post I read, someone is using there Cardeer necklace to increase there good fortune while hunting. I DON'T HAVE ONE AND I WANT THIS STOPPED UNTIL EVERYONE GETS ONE, or at least until I get one. My luck and my decision making while hunting has been terrible. It is not fair for some hunters to have advantages over others. It's one thing if I could buy one from Cabela's but couldn't afford it but I can't buy one period and that's not fair. Our good socialistic democratic senators would never allow this obvious advantage to continue if they knew about it and I'm going to tell them. Oh, I forgot, both of my Tennessee senators are Republicans. But, Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson is an avid hunter and when he hears that some hunters are using a spiritually enhanced necklace to give them an advantage, I'm sure he will do the right thing and at least form some kind of sub committee to study this problem. Please, eveyone that is suffering from this malady, write and complain to someone.
Cardeer, please get yourself heeled up quick.